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17.portland,OR Cats are life.~

Hellurr. Captain Virginia heree~ More like Queen of Narnia
Hop on an elf and let it take you to my wardrobe of wonderss.
It contains another world, how much more fucking entertaining can it get? o;
And I shall marry Sorin Markov .
He is totally not the guy from Magic the gathering, stahp.
If you took the time to read this, that makes you a cutie pie~



the amount time I spend thinking about you is depressing because I know you’re not thinking about me at all


i think my parents would yell at me if i died

Me after walking upstairs: I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing


all i have is this blog and my virginity



It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.

You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

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